Okay. I briefly considered titling this blog post, “the death of all that is good and Holy,” or “things that make you want to start drinking before 5 PM.” But, I thought it might isolate some readers. This isn’t something I would normally do, but I feel the need to take a stand AGAINST a trend. I started seeing things pop up on my Pinterest feed with books in bookcases BACKWARD. “What in the world?” I thought to myself. So, I looked it up.
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It turns out, if people’s books don’t match their decor, or the book jackets are too colorful, PEOPLE ARE TURNING THEM AROUND TO MAKE THEM LOOK NICER. And people are like, “yeah, that’s so AWESOME, what a great idea.” I’m going to stop right now. I’m taking a deep breath. I’m going to my happy place.
I’m finding tutorials on how to turn YOUR books around and tales of designers conquering their client’s ugly book collections by doing so.
Let me take a step back. I understand the need to have a nicely styled bookcase. I GET IT. My bookshelves in common areas are grouped in muted color families and they look fantastic (if I do say so myself). I have some really NEAT books. I have collected them over the years. I have a true vintage/antique book collection. I love it when people ask me about them or where I picked them up. I’m proud of my collection. We might be the only freaks left in the country with bookcases that hold real, actual books.
But, I have to be honest: it actually makes me ANGRY to see books reduced to shelf decor. I see ads everywhere all of the sudden for FAKE BOOK SETS. Yes, I said FAKE BOOK SETS. Restoration Hardware (which I normally love) has entire collections of blank-paged books which you can get for the bargain price of hundreds of dollars. Are you freaking kidding me? Books filled with blank pages. That people buy. To look like they have real books. This feels really, really fraudulent. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? ARE THEY WALKING AMONG US?
Can you imagine going to a friend’s house and seeing your favorite book on a shelf only to find it’s empty? As you pick it up and open it, you exclaim, “I had no idea you were a Jane Austen fan! I just love her, don’t you?… What the…” The pensive, confused, awkward silence that followed would be embarrassing for everyone involved.
Look, in the event you absolutely have to have some “book decor,” I have an idea: Go to a damn used bookstore and pick out some books! You don’t even have to read them, just pick out titles that seem interesting to you. That way, in case of apocalypse, or GOD FORBID the wi-fi goes down, you can leaf through something interesting. Used books are WAY cheaper than buying these ridiculous blank page book sets and they inspire far less anger in people like me. I know I’m responsible for my own emotional stability, but for the love of all that is holy, have a heart.
How in the world are people supposed to judge you by your books if they’re backward in your bookcase? How are they supposed to know what kind of person you are if they can’t see your carefully selected and displayed titles?
What if they opened one of your books and found the pages blank?
Don’t let your visitors find out that you’re 1) Intellectually void or 2) As empty and soul-less as the blank books masquerading on your shelves.
I’m being a little cheeky here, but, seriously… It makes me sad. I was a bookworm as a kid and I’ll admit I’d probably be bingewatching netflix on my smartphone like every other teenager if I were young today. But, it makes me sad. It makes me scared for our future as a society if books are just something we dress builtins with and dust once a week.
Please, please don’t do it.
If I may, and you’re feeling REALLY uncreative, here are some options that won’t make your Academic-Snob friends cringe quite so much:
- Book sets for built ins that look like antique books but actually have hidden storage inside. There are a gazillion options on Amazon and Hobby Lobby to name a few.
- Actual vintage book sets, such as Harvard Classics in monochrome sets.
- Lord of The Rings series hardcover box set.
- Shakespeare, the Yale forty volume set (which comes in a nice faded blue).
- Charles Dickens box set, if you’re really trying to impress someone.
- Or just explore sets on discount book sites.
But seriously, you really should take an afternoon, find a book shop and pick out some neat books. Smell the dust. Take your kids’ smartphones away and drag them with you! Experience the thrill of the hunt! The satisfaction of the kill! Get out. Discover. Explore. Read. I highly recommend it.
Aaaaaaaand, I’m off my soapbox.
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